Auntie Ja_e's Gender Confusion Hotline


You are a KAWAII BLOGGER of PROPER GRAMMAR. Your CHAINSAWKIND and strife specibii help dissuade your ZOMBIE consorts. May or may not involve the eldritch horrors from The Furthest Ring. Gummy Bears may make several appearances. Your friend Una arted your thumbnail. Kindly use they/them pronouns for me. If you want me to see something, tag it "crocophant". (Sans quotes, of course) I am available at any time to talk about anything, especially potentially being non-binary. (3 more signed up this month and I get a toaster!)
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You Rang?

A gift? For me?

missinga:

No one can argue that his logic is sound… 

Tagged: potclogic

Source: missinga

artichokehold:

how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program

Tagged: probably lessbecause my steps are more than a footso fix ur mathvecause the average step is not a foot

Tagged: harry potterhphappy birthdya

Source: huffpostbooks

babygoatsandfriends:

ATTENTION ANOTHER GEEP HAS BEEN BORN

THIS TIME IN THE US

HAIL THE AMERICAN GEEP

Tagged: videoanimals

Source: babygoatsandfriends

secrets-of-luftnarp:

asutori:

so my mom is a huge fan of this knitting duo, and based solely on the fact that Carlos shares his name with one of them, she insists that he likes to knit.
Headcanon accepted, mom.

Reblogging because I want to use the word “momcanon”
#my mom would never #but it’s awesome that yours would

secrets-of-luftnarp:

asutori:

so my mom is a huge fan of this knitting duo, and based solely on the fact that Carlos shares his name with one of them, she insists that he likes to knit.

Headcanon accepted, mom.

Reblogging because I want to use the word “momcanon”

#my mom would never #but it’s awesome that yours would

Tagged: wtnvknittingart recmomcanon

Source: asutori

hotkettlecafe:

the deadly device suspects

Tagged: ndnancy drew

Source: hotkettlecafe

Tagged: what light through yonder window science

Source: castiowl

allidrummer:

The constant struggle.

allidrummer:

The constant struggle.

Tagged: gpoyknitting

Source: allidrummer

peterquillstarlord:

Chris Evans must really love the national anthem cause he gets to purposely touch his left boob for a full two minutes at least

Tagged: chris evansoh no hes hotwho i wanna fuck when i grow up

Source: peterquillstarlord

Wow we must be twins because people are putting on new shingles on our row of condos too and it’s kinda noisy but one of the guys has a dog so I forgive them

Oliver thats cool did u sleep through any of it?

Tagged: thisissmaugthe answer to a question i never asked